51 Things your Mum didnt tell you.
Don't regularly upset Mum and Dad, you need them more than you think, they do own their own bank you know ?
You might think you know all the answers, but you don't.
You learn something every day, be willing to learn.
Don't assume you are ugly at 18. At 40 you will look back and think you weren’t that bad.
Don't borrow money on credit cards. It is a mugs game that will make you miserable.
If somebody asks you when you are 16 to keep them warm for the winter, the wrong answer is NO.
Look at things positively until you have a good reason to be miserable about it.
Don't waste years trying to eat Tuna again and again. If you don't like it, accept it.
Try to get some hens in your back garden. They listen to your moaning without judgement.
Make women happy and smile, they don't want a misery guts around them.
Place regular bets on England to go out of the world cup in the quarter finals.
Never buy your child a guinea pig, it will always break hearts when it departs this earth.
Learn how to cook for yourself. You will never starve with a loaf and half a dozen eggs.
When you daughter enters her pink period, be strong, it will probably only last 6 years.
Remember to say to your lady that she looks good before you go out for the evening.
Say hello to your nurse once a year to get your blood pressure taken, it won't kill you, not doing so just might.
Always know the balance on your credit card and current account every day.
Money is cool if you control it rather than allow it to control you.
Get a thousand pounds in an emergency fund, life can bite you in the bum.
Check out an author called Napoleon Hill and absorb his words.
It is not what you eat for meals that make you fat, it is the extra food and drink between meals.
If your friend or special friend is always mean to you, get new friends rather than make excuses.
Don't try to be average at everything, you can be better than that.
When people say, its not all about money, they are wrong, if you build wealth it gives you options.
Don't watch too much rubbish TV, it will turn your brain to mush.
Set yourself 3 goals to do every day. Keep that up and get loads done.
When asked, can I have a pet Dad ?, that really means, can I have a small fluffy toy that you can look after.
All my friends have this or that, really means, one of my friends has something that I want.
Acknowledge that you can't win with kids, an honourable draw is a result.
Life is all about connections, so keep that Facebook page growing.
Don't take your partner for granted. You can have a good meal or a night out with a small amount of money if you carefully plan.
A tidy living environment leads to a tidy relaxed mind. Life is much more than hunting everyday for your keys.
If everything and everybody is against you, maybe its time to reboot your mind.
Your life and attitudes to it are influenced by the 5 people that you spend most time with. If they are lazy and moaners, guess what might happen to you ?
Always keep a freezer full of food, You and your family won't ever be hungry.
Never underestimate the value of a really good meat stew and a crusty loaf as comfort food.
Its cool to be nice to people and help them. They might help you when you are in the brown stuff.
Planning might sound boring, but it helps you get things done.
Start paying into that pension today, the Government have to pay every time also.
When you see your mate in that really flashy car, which loan company owns it ?.
Every Night, write down a paragraph of your day so your memories are not lost.
Everybody has a history good and bad, try not to judge until you know them.
If somebody is mean to animals, they may not be a nice person.
Life can be crap today, but maybe tomorrow will be better.
A man can never have too many pairs of socks.
Vegetables are cool, mushy ones are not.
Podcasts are cool, dive in.
Helping people to achieve things is as much of an achievement for you.
If you enjoy smoking do you also enjoy burning ten pound notes ?
Writing is cool, do it for yourself, it’s more fun than school homework.
Live a good life and people may say that you made a difference when you are gone.
Eat more Bacon Sandwiches.
Web Hosting powered by Network Solutions®